Perky Nerky

nomadicwarmachine:

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femme-fire:

this is what being in your 20’s is like

JUST watched this ep not 10 mins ago

in my thirties, still true.

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thegestianpoet:

hey guys I need you to see this slide from my brother’s college’s mandatory sexual assault prevention training video which was so bad that the school had to release an official apology . everything about it has me fucked up 

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gentlealien:

alienpapacy:

girls’ night!

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malzeick:

buddhabrand:

this video emits so much positive energy

When the bard rolls a 20

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libramood:

me @ anxiety, anxiety @ depression, depression @ me 

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fihli:

it’s midnight and this tweet is giving me a heart attack

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madsciences:

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onewingandabrokenhalo:

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kilbaro:

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

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lordeofthesun:

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rarabro:

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

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c-bassmeow:

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